dear mama. we miss you already. we're not so sure that big human is really gonna feed us while you're away. will let you know how it goes. if we go a week without eating, we've agreed to kill him in his sleep and eat him. there seems to be enough of him to keep us fed for a while.

we bribed him into making this blog for us by telling him we wouldn't tell you about the hookers he keeps saying he's bringing home. i think he bought it. it doesn't seem like he's too bright.

see you soon.

A&K